Internets!!!!

I just spent the last 3 hours online looking for an update for my graphics card that apparantly doesnt exist. Which means theres been one update since it was invented in 2006. what a load of balls! why? why do i always get the shit versions of everything haha. happened when i got the first ipod video. and some of my previous phones! its like when i buy something, a much much newer and better version is suddenyl released.

So! in order to quash this problem i have thunk up a simple solution……i am no longer buying anything. EVER! yeah thats right.

well…….no i want a mac simply cos windows is officially destroying my soul. i want no more crashes, slow loading, and the necessity for rubbish software that keeps away the mountains of assholes trying to get on my computer and steal my life away. and another thing! why is englands internets so muck? myself and say 2 other people in this house are keen internet users and we have the “super unbelievably shit cool beast fast virgin 20meg broadband!” that runs slower than dial up. why? cos they dont use adsl, they use CABLE. which means the likelyhood of the other irish lads around the corner being on the same 20megs as us is extremely high. which in turn means we are also sharing with everyone else on that same cable line in the area. so imagine having one really fast internet that suddenly gets raped by everyone around it at once (about 5pm – 3am everyday!). so this mean in order for me to get any sort of speed from my net provider i gots to get up at crazy times.

and the worst thing about it all is that this is prob the best net goin at the moment here. sucks to be british!

give me my utvip 2meg line adsl back home. sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet as. no waiting. all mine. mine mine mine!